Malaysian Football

We are a great loser. Our national football team failed in Suzuki AFF Cup (formerly known as ASEAN Cup). Win over Laos 3-0, beaten by Vietnam 3-2 and Thailand 3-0, enough to send our jaguh kampung back to Kuala Lumpur, disqualified to go semi final.

Here are the steps that must be taken to improve the quality and performance of our National Team in any international matches:

1. Replace coach B. Sathianathan with Sir Alex Ferguson of MU

2. Give Malaysian citizenship to goalkeeper Petr Cech of Chelsea and Cristiano Ronaldo of MU

3. Don't use Nike, Adidas or any other branded jersey. Use the cap ayam only, so that they will be humble

4. Our national player must training from 8 am until 5 pm, Monday to Friday. Sabtuday half day ok...!

5. Train 3 players to be the freekick specialist, as good as David Beckham

6. Train 3 players to be the cornerkick specialist, as good as Frank Lampard

7. Train 3 players to be the long distance shooter specialist, as good as Steven Gerrard

8. Train 3 players to be the playmaker, as good as Zinedine Zidane

9. Find 3 talented sticker as big as Didier Drogba

10. All players must be 'master' to take the penalty shoots

Moral of the story....NO PAIN NO GAME